Monday, June 13, 2005

 

How to Swing properly in Adult Dating

On 3/47/2005 Reporterbabe said

We were coached by friends who have successfully explored this sexual new frontier to always have a code word or sentence that would alert your partner to a situation or meeting with another couple that wasn't going well. The chemistry wasn't right; the vibes were weird or just simply the other folks didn't appeal to one or the other of us. Our code sentence was, "Did you feed the cat?" This is the back door - the way out. But what we didn't expect was a difference of opinion. One night at a "meet and greet" dinner with another couple, the dialogue went like this:
S: "Ah...did you feed that cat?"
R: "No, but I didn't think she was hungry"
S: "She's always hungry"
R: "Then YOU should have fed her."
S: "But it's YOUR job to feed her."
R: "I frankly think we can feed her tomorrow. She won't starve"
S: "No, I think we should feed her tonight!"
R: (getting a bit louder) "I SAID she won't starve!"
S: "If you wanted her fed, YOU should have fed her!"
R: "If I had known that you were going to disregarde her evening meal, I would have fucking fed her myself!"
At this point the other couple is becoming quite confused with this ensuing dialogue over a cat. Basically S wants to go and R wants to stay. R's horney and the cat's hungry!
S: "The cat's hungry!"
R: "Fuck the cat, I want to get laid."
Moral of the story, consider all your options and make sure everyone's on the same page. **Read More

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